Now I may have just walked out of a
mineshaft without a strong idea of what my own name is, but I'll be damned if I let this country fall to the Goddamned
commies! The late Presidente, God rest his soul, appointed me General without a second look because he saw in me a
leader, by golly!
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Cabinet, we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth both for ourselves as human beings and for the life of our nation. Now, truth is not always a pleasant thing. But it is necessary now to make a choice, to chose between two admittedly game-changing, nevertheless
distinguishable post-Ortega environments: one where you get a wholly mismanaged shambles of a nation, and the other where I am in charge!
Mineshaft Survivor #1 for Presidente!